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artykyn: prideling: gunvolt: im going to have a stroke Instead try…Person A: You know… the thingPerson B: The “thing”?Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
monodes: whenever i see the video with the fish, i think about being a personal trainer ehhh„,enjoy! (oh im so sorry Mark)
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Decided to cook up fish fingers at midnight like an adult
lil-spicypepper: Decided to cook up fish fingers at midnight like an adult I’m not an adult I lied, I forgot when I put them in the oven
ludakrease: so my mom is letting me get a fish tomorrow and im gonna get a red one and im naming it satan and the wallpaper will be flames and im gonna draw a pentagram on it too
seatrench:s0re-loser:Do u guys think at the bottom of the ocean there are fish with feet 2 walk on it? yes
poetic-irony: my naem is skwidi am not fish.i mite be sickso im in dish.the doctor touchit give me shock.i do not trustso now im rock
myunicorneatshands: it’s been a while since I drew the fish wife <3 looks way better than before though! //proud
i-am-a-fish: rocketbluetulip: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: hey fellas im not a bot beep oh pardon me i /sneezed/ Haha, bless you. By the way, would you mind spelling these words for me? Sure thing! That says Type the two words: And
artisticallycapricious: merman!Tephnos tryin to convince me 2 not eat his stinky fish ass im a hungry dogcat tephnos u know this is nature
lol Im honestly jaded about this whole thing. Women fish for compliments so much this way Im fucking tired of it. Im talking about the women who OBVIOUSLY know that they’re attractive, not people with severe self esteem issues. Like…
margiepm: itsladykit: theangriestlittleunicorn: the-real-seebs: the-rain-monster: shrineart: vampireapologist: Honestly something that bothers me more than most things is having my compassion mistaken for naivety. I know that another fish might
slumperella: makomaragi: I FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK AND IM DYIN LMAOO I CAUGHT THE: “cat thing” “the flower” “the fish”LMFAOOOOO JUST STFU
the-dark-is-cold-becuz-im-dead: fenbitch: nitidusorca: lascocks: bricksandivy: So today in class we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep passing on its
im-a-mother-fucking-bald-eagle: cornflakepizza: 19990620: Hope, Fish, DespairTwo hungry cats saw a big fish on the frozen lake park. They excitedly jump straight to the frozen lake where the fish away, to the front paw is caught is flexible, persevering
lindigo: Overwatch meet Bnha: The crossover that nobody asked for. Basic premise is that the Bnha kids are here on a special field trip or something. I guess Overwatch just rolls with it. Tried to pair them off in terms of quirks/abilities. Hope I did
literallytryingmybestbutok: prsephonies: im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… Nobody: OP trying to find love through a fish
squidscientistas: poetic-irony: my naem is skwid i am not fish. i mite be sick so im in dish. the doctor touch it give me shock. i do not trust so now im rock 10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂
itsfuckinghopeless: Okay so yesterday I went to a concert and I saw the band’s Less Than Jake and Reel Big Fish And during the LTJ set they called me up to headbang Cuz the bassist saw my Pantera shirt!!!! Im the big dude in all black spinning and
ganspirit: kanmeu: nintendofunclub: horse-tits: OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING WILL SMITH FISH did you just call shark tale a bad movie. at least
holidayinn: Meet Eva If you stay in the water long enough, can you turn into a fish? Eva already knows the answer to that question, but it doesn’t keep her from maximizing her pool time at the Holiday Inn Resort® Lake George –Turf. And who knows,
austrianwhore: that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field
letsslayagain: 0mikohakodate: zenbab: somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish what the fuck is going
loser-fish: Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: The black swallower, Chiasmodon niger, is a species of deep sea fish in the family Chiasmodontidae, notable for its ability to swallow fish larger than itself. Someone tagged this as #inspiration
reckleus: twistedtorture: if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect. I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE
unexpectedroar: reckleus: twistedtorture: if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect. I HAVE BEEN
Wooo! All dressed up for date night. Girlfriend dont know about my fish hat though, or well she does, but she dont know im wearing it.
makochantachibanana: senpaaaiii: makochantachibanana: HARU YOU PAY THEM WITH MONEY NOT FISH IT LOOKS LIKE HIS DICK IS MAKING THE FISH FLAP IM OMFG
godfearingwomanist: momworries: bitchimightbey: im-a-deceptikhan: allhailtaytay: That’s a fish! Not a whale but a fish… Basically it’s dinosaur Nope fuck the ocean bruh What. In. theeeee fuck Yall can miss me with this It’s a moon fish
im-god-now-fight-me: goosegoblin: i-am-a-fish: dragon-hated-art: i-am-a-fish: karo-chic: transselkie: damaramegido: i-am-a-fish: everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff hey op real quick
i-am-a-fish:clockworkman:i-am-a-fish:im gonna lay down a spicy rap someone please make a beatoh yeah that’s nice.oh..yeah..uhn..here we go-corn on the cob.corn on the cob.my name isn’t bob.my name isn’t bob.trans rights
silverhawk: im done with online discourse im now channeling all my anger and rage onto that one fish in spongebob who, when spongebob very excitedly told him that he was planning on getting his boaters licence that day, the fish dude goes “hey! i doubt
larepth: so i went into the break room at work, heard a coworker say ‘im making fish and chips if anyone wants any :)’ and everyone else is getting super excited and crowding around her and im like ???? because obviously there’s no fryer in the
the-real-slim-brady: gingersofficial: bloodyantichrist: katatles-the-fish: im-an-aesthetic-mess: mysticalpoodle: daddyhyperion: cyberduckshark: awkwardintrovert2004: kitsumekat: stvckyslvt: chancethereaper: majitowfoxlover: prguitarman:
capsicle107: beardsandblueboxes: criminallyincompetent: catbountry: martartut: tsquint: im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS I’m sorry I had to. Bear with… shark arms? yes AMERICAN SHARK : the only fish in the ocean with the right to bear
modestmojo: starslicer: solarsenpai: fish-dinner-connoisseur: imsoshive: bruhhhhhhhhhh the ball hit him in the head on the way down im sick My son did a jojo pose at the end lmfaooo Lmfaoooooooo I guarantee you that nigga laughing got cut first
i-am-a-fish: maximumsaltlevels: i-am-a-fish: if i have a kid im naming them thot whats the middle name then? topic
im not just chaos
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r
themysteryofgravityfalls: Sara Goldberg, the casting director for many Disney shows including Phineas and Ferb and Fish Hooks created some profiles for a few Gravity Falls characters when looking for voice talent for various animated projects. Each page
hcnnibal:A patron requested Will trying to teach Hannibal to fish! 🎣 (any mistakes w the poles are simply bc im too sexy to know anything about fishing gear)
whosthisdouchefag: classyprostitute: vvelvvet: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen so calm as they get doused omfg im cryinhg
chiicharron: i bartered with @dashingicecream cause she gave me a p good offer
oh my god that swimsuit robin,………….,,,,…,,, girl
Honestly I thought this was the last episode so I was really confused when Future Fish started playing
dimetrodone: jummbl: dimetrodone: Im trying to make sense of the anatomy of the fish in Shark Tale Chesthole = asshole??? Its more likely then you think
